吃屎都趕不上熱乎的

吃屎都赶不上热乎的
chīshǐdōugǎnbushàngrèhude
  1. lit. if you were eating warm shit, it'd be stone cold by the time you finished it (saying)
  2. fig. (of a person) too slow; can't keep up

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Entry Composition

1 吃屎 chīshǐ
  1. (literally) to eat faeces; to eat shit
  2. (vulgar) eat shit; go to hell; go fuck yourself
  3. eat shit; go to hell; go fuck yourself
  4. to eat faeces; to eat shit
2 都 dōu
  1. all; both; entirely
  2. (used for emphasis) even
  3. already
  4. (not) at all
3 趕不上 gǎnbùshàng
  1. can't keep up with
  2. can't catch up with
  3. cannot overtake
4 熱乎 rèhu
  1. warm
  2. hot
  3. affectionate
  4. ardent
5 的 de
  1. of; ~'s (possessive particle)
  2. (used after an attribute when it modifies a noun)
  3. (used at the end of a declarative sentence for emphasis)
  4. (used after a noun, verb or adjective to form a nominal expression, as in 皮革的 pígéde "one made of leather" or 跑堂兒的 pǎotángrde "a waiter (literally, one who runs back and forth in a restaurant)" or 新的 xīnde "new one")
  5. also pr. dì or di in poetry and songs